child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
me: You lose your baby teeth
child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
me: they fall out
child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
me:
child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
me:
me:
me: you keep the same eyes all your life
child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa

drunkaster:

i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

dramaisthenewblack:

people: Kim Kardashian has no talent and haven’t made anything important

me:
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(via epic-humor)

dveon:

bulbatsar:

Guys please reblog! I am definitely NOT making this up for notes.

*rolls eyes* anyways…

dveon:

bulbatsar:

Guys please reblog! I am definitely NOT making this up for notes.

*rolls eyes* anyways…

(via condom)

So umm . This Happened , Right now I am dead, It is my Spirit posting this !

braverylarryx:

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(via larrycoincidences)

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

(via perks-of-being-chinese)